Dear horny teenagers,
Please note....
If you see a house like this in the dark scary forest at Crystal Lake:
(PS - Buddy should start locking his door when he goes out on a killing rampage)...
Do not enter it!
Also if you see a man like this:
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and he is chasing you like this:
...and also it is not a good idea to go back to his house to look at this (for the second time):
Especially when you saw him dragging dead bodies there just a few hours earlier.
It is very dumb and it will make you look like this:
It is also not a good idea to go skinny dipping in Crystal Lake:
Especially when Jason apparently took up some archery lessons sometime in the past 5 years.
Also please note that a man who has his mom's skeleton head in a hole in his wall is not date-able...even if you like the big creepy mysterious ones.
(OMG do you guys remember this game??? SCAAAARY!!)
From your friend,
EVILFLU.
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Hehe oh man I HATED that game. I could never figure out what to do or why Jason would show up in random cabins.
ReplyDeleteOMG YES!!! I think that game had a lot to do with my childhood anxiety...stupidest game ever...but man that picture really made me wanna play old Nintendo really bad!! ;)
ReplyDeleteI miss the old nintendo!
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